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>ask for advice/help
>share stories
>answer questions

No judgement, we are in this thread to enlighten.

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>> No. 7341 [Report]

19 years old, virgin, like 3 lost chances because I'm a romantic pussy...

>> No. 7342 [Report]

Hey man, i've been there.  I've had longer dry spells.  I've had to ask myself, "Am I going after sex or a relationship."

It's not a complete solution, but, it got me down the path that I needed to go.

>> No. 7343 [Report]


I was that romantic pussy and didn't get laid until I was 25.  I don't regret it, but, maybe I could have been more assertive with girls earlier.  

Do you want to have sex with girls that you are in relationships with?  Or, do you just want sex?

Getting sex is easy if you turn off your conscious.  You won't care who they are and what happens after.

Getting sex in a relationship is ALWAYS hard and it will always be hard.

You are living the life that we all are living.

Good luck.

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ITT: Childhood Sex Stories, Incest Stories, and, due to resounding success of the anal thread last night, First Time Anal Stories.

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>be 15
>In bible camp
>Girl in wheelchair, who is actually fucking hot as fuck, is sitting in her chair next to the sports field
>I go up to her and ask if she's ok
>She says yeah, but obviously she's a bit bored to not being able to play
>I get a tennis ball and we throw it back and forth
>Later on she texts me from her lodge (girls and boys in separate areas) asking if I wanna meet at sunset
>Meet the chick, she's folded her chair and is sitting on a blanket so she doesn't seem broken
>2 hours later we're kissing, I tear her clothes off, undress and fuck her
>It's really hard to control her legs while I'm on my knees thrusting, as they are flopping about in my one free hand
>Camp leaders come close, I say "Fuck, run" and run away
>I later realize she was disabled and she was lying there naked when the bible leaders came around

>> No. 7335 [Report]

Next story. Probably not as good, but sharing.

>be in 1st grade, 7 years old
>single mom works all the time always
>have no where to go when not at school (after school/weekends)
>go to preschool/daycare thing nearby that's run by hippies
>help with younger kids
>like, once a week we have "water day"
>sprinklers/water guns/kiddie pools etc
>kids age 3-5 don't give a fuck so we all just change into swimsuits in the same room
>much nudity in one room
>cute girl and I become friends
>5 yrs old
>still not in kindergarten for who the fuck knows why
>first water day since we become friends happens
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>> No. 7336 [Report]

When I was 14 I went to Ireland with my best friend and his mom and their two dogs for a month. I used to pretend to walk them early in the morning but the reality was I'd chain one of them up in the shed whilst I'd 'play around' with the other one. It started innocently enough, with me just letting her lap my dick, balls and ass until i came in her mouth or with me just playing with her pussy until she'd hump up and down on my finger and id bring her to orgasm. On about the 18th day of doing this, I decided to try fucking her. I eased into her gently, my dick too big for her but still managable and came within about 5 seconds, so I finished her off with my fingers and tongue. I could taste metal in my mouth and realised I was covered in her blood and she was bleeding like crazy out of her pussy. She tried running out of the door and I panicked because I didn't want to get busted by my friends mom. I picked up the pitch fork that was next to me and smashed her around the head. When I looked down at the floor and saw her still twitching and whimpering with blood coming out of her pussy I instant bonered again. I fucked her rotten with all of my weight in the most sadistic ways and came 3 times whilst she was alive and dead. I cleaned up and buried her in the woods. When I went back the house with the golden retirever his mom asked me where the other dog was I told her it ran away.

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You receive $50,000 tomorrow. You have to spend it. What do you buy?

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>> No. 7321 [Report]

Why bother paying the loan if you're going to kill yourself?

Buy $50,000 worth of drugs, hookers etc and party til you inevitably die of some kind of overdose or by choking on vomit and/or the dick of a tranny hooker you accidentally hired not realizing they were a tranny being so fucked up on drugs.

>> No. 7322 [Report]

plane ticket prostitutes of my choice
>why pay for sex beta?
>love cheating and buying women hahahah
>fuck bitches!

>> No. 7323 [Report]

>not buying a ps4

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>not stimulating prostate

Straight male here,

Ever want to know what it feels like to have the most intense orgasm you are capable of having as a guy? The feeling of having all your tension wash away? It's just as good as the female orgasm and not hard to accomplish. So why aren't you idiots enjoying the perks of anal play?

>> No. 7314 [Report]

a straight male on a crusade to get other males to play with their ass holes... right

>> No. 7315 [Report]

ITT: sexually frustrated male teens post "faggot".

Grow up you nubiles. Anal play is great.

>> No. 7316 [Report]

Why do you post that copypasta here and on 4chan?

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gentlemen, how do we improve vchan?

>> No. 7311 [Report]

this is it

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testing file url upload

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About to do acid for the first time 1 tab. They told me to do half of one because it's really strong but idgaf.

Any tips? Also, what the hell do I do with this little tab? Swallow it? Let it dissolve in my mouth?

>> No. 7305 [Report]

look at videos on youtube of spiders eating things

>> No. 7306 [Report]

You'll be fine man. With LSD, just keep it on/under your tongue for 5 minutes then swallow it, it's only with the NBOMe family you have to keep it in your mouth for like 30 minutes.
Just look at awesome pictures of nature, and remember that you are on a chemical, nothing bad will happen to you and you will probably experience some weird physical effects, these are all part of the experience. Enjoy yourself and write down/draw as much as you want to help you remember the trip

>> No. 7307 [Report]

im tripping on 25i right now, 2000ug.

more accurately, im coming down off it. took it around 10 hours ago. its not acid but its very likely what you're getting (cuz real acid's very rare and people use nbome as a replacement all the fucking time).

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How's your life /b/ros?

>Never had a job
>Have my GED
>Just got my license 6 months ago
>Come from low income family
>No college whatsoever
>No jobs calling me back
>No skills or trades at all
>Never owned a car
>Still live with parents

>inb4 I'm a brain surgeon making 6 figures at the age of 21 and fuck bitches everyday while drinking golden tequila

>> No. 7301 [Report]

>Graduated high school two years ago
>Haven't done shit since
>Joining Air Force
>Leave for basic in March
>Going for college reasons and to move out
>I still have no idea what I want to study in college
>Could care less about happiness, just as long as I can make enough money to support my self and my family in a middle class home/neighborhood
>Parents are getting a divorce
>Never happy, never sad
>Emotions are just kind of blank
>Hoping I can be happy once I am moved out

>> No. 7302 [Report]

>virgin (doesn't bother me, but really seems to get most people)
>college, AA, 1 foreign language class away from BA

>have "attempted" this class multiple times. Hate the arbitrary requirement so much I can never bring myself to complete it.

>Good IT certifications. Turns out I hate sitting behind a desk.

>Co-owned a business. Good ideas, but husband-and-wife co-owners kept out-voting me. Sold shares, business went bankrupt.

>Pizza driver. Hate it.
>About a month away from pilot's license.

>Don't want to work - even flight loses its appeal when I have to do it to live. No way out of it I guess.

>> No. 7303 [Report]

>No job now
>high school dep
>Have car, no license
>No gf or bf
>No college whatsoever
>No jobs calling me back
>YouTube partnership that pays less than needed
>Still live with parents
>Just got off bail

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tl;dr: baw thread

Yesterday I had the worst first date experience with the girl of my dreams.
>Lunch at her place
>She lives with her milf-ish divorced mother and younger sister
>Mother and sister really liked me
>Everyone laughing their hearts out at my stories during lunch
>Mother and sister leave us
>Me and the girl go back to her room and cuddle while watching old anime and youtube crap
>She seems to be enjoying my company
>Time flies by
>Already dark outside
>I have to leave because I have work to finish
>When separating she hugs me so tight I can feel her heartbeat.
>While on the train going home I think how well it went
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>> No. 7297 [Report]

You sure it was her on skype?

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I'm pretty sure it was her. Both her mother and sister have their own laptops and I don't think they would do anything like this. And it felt like her style of writing.

We were very close trough skype. Talking everyday about everything from morning to dusk. It was so nice while it lasted.

>> No. 7299 [Report]

Wait till tomorrow before messaging her. She is just drunk as fuck and feeling miserable, nothing you can do.

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OKC and POF stories and tips

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>> No. 7292 [Report]

i was thinking of online dating
pros, cons?

>> No. 7293 [Report]

>dont have to go out and buy bar whores drinks
>get their cell after a brief convo
>text them for a week or so
>hang out and see what happens
>make up some bullshit around your friends etc on where you met the girl
>may see people you went to high school with/ people you may know
Its free why not try it?

>> No. 7294 [Report]

how many people do you guys message?

I think i've messaged about 10-15 girls in the 2-3 months i've been on the site......

had 2 dates out of that....... and some other short conversations on the phone.....

for some reason i think a girl will message me but they never do.

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PC fag here.
I feel like buying a next gen console
so tell me /b/
Xbox One or PS4?

convince me. Also I dont give a fuck about exclusive games so dont bother throwing the halo card around.

>> No. 7284 [Report]

why the fuck would you wanna dish out more money for a machine that preforms less?

>> No. 7285 [Report]

Let me give it to you straight /b/ro. It's a matter of demographic.

The Xbox/Microsoft and it's associates creates, manufactures and sells games primarily to appeal to a smaller audience of American, young adult males. In other words, I don't see very many 11 year old kids playing Gears of War. The console exclusives are nice once in a while, but lack the ability to create diverse and worthwhile gaming experiences that will no become noticeably stale with each sequel.

The Playstation/Sony and it's associates creates, manufactures and sells a more international product. This is why you've heard Brazilfags in a uproar about the cost of the system in their country, it's a more internationally appealing system. The products are designed and sold to appeal to a wider audience as well, this is why Playstation offers games that contain more fantasy and imaginative ideas (ie; Spryo the Dragon, Sly Cooper, Little big planet). Basically, sony is trying to appeal to kids. Does the Playstation have better console exclusives? In this anon's opinion, yes. Playstation offers nostalgic and serious console exclusives that are all fun and able to be expanded upon well, InFamous, for example.

Short answer: GET A PS4

>> No. 7286 [Report]

>Playing video games
Dat Autism

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