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ITT: Ask a guy who just physically assaulted a prostitute anything.

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>> No. 7275 [Report]

have you ever physically assaulted a prostitute?

>> No. 7276 [Report]

I didn't want to pay.

Not before this.

>> No. 7277 [Report]
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Was it in GTA?

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Sup /b/,
How are you today?

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>> No. 7270 [Report]

m shitting myself because I'm about to finally tell someone I'm transgendered.

>> No. 7271 [Report]

>I'm transgendered

post pics

>> No. 7272 [Report]

Pics of what? I just look like a regular dude at the moment

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Why be atheist when you can be agnostic?

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Because at least Atheists have the balls to admit that they believe God doesn't exist. And to an extent, they're right. But that's because Ceiling Cat does.

>> No. 7266 [Report]

You can be both.

Gnostic = knowing
Agnostic = Not knowing
Theist = believe in god(s)
Atheist = don't believe in god.

I consider myself an agnostic theist, I believe a god exists, but I'm not about to make some bold claim, like I know one way or the other.

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Scientists keep proving that we are incredibly incredibly small. We are tiny, in fact. Like, miniscule. Like, practically non-existent. The universe is at least 156 billion light-years wide. And we're like these tiny little specks on this tiny little world in this tiny little solar system in this tiny little galaxy. Do you realize that it would take more than a million earths to fill the sun? And the sun is tiny too!

But what about how big we are? There are like millions of little microbes living in us. We're like a universe in and of ourselves. And don't even get me started on atoms and quarks and the string theory and all that business. Do you realize how incredibly HUGE we are? It's insane. A million earths in the sun -- that ain't nothing. It takes a number that doesn't even have a word for it. According to this random website, there are 7x10^27 atoms in our body. That's 7,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, just to give you an idea of our enormity.

>> No. 7259 [Report]

Deep/intelligent thinker thread. Retards will not be tolerated.

>> No. 7260 [Report]

While I understand that, I don't really think what you have posted is deep.

Does it annoy anyone else that every time you look up into the night sky, and see the hundreds and hundreds of stars idly shimmering, sitting high above in the sky, that each one is possibly another solar system filled with gargantuan vast playgrounds, new sights, discoveries and experiments, and yet you have to face the depressing fact that you will never. ever. ever. get to experience any of it. Here we are trapped on this tiny rock. I'm bored of pallet town and want to leave, and I have even asked my rivals sister for a map and a fuck yet.

>> No. 7261 [Report]

I remember when i was way out there floating around in my subconsciousness on some good psychedelic mushrooms, i was thinking about the universe, i compared it to a line, and the creation of the universe is just a bump on that line, a small anomaly that happened for one reason or another, and we in turn are a byproduct of that event, a billion small things that came together in a certain sequence that forms the present, and one day we will die, our own bump in the line ending just like the universe one day will, i know this makes no sense but on mushrooms it did, i dont even understand what i wrote now lol

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Anyone in /b/ ever been to a glory hole before. Am meeting a guy there tomorrow for my first suck off. Am bringing flavored condoms, and he had no problems about it. Any rules I need to be aware of ?

>> No. 7256 [Report]

dont even try bro, bad things happen in that shit. one of my friend got stabbed with a fucking syringe on his dick. now hes scared he has aids or some shit.

>> No. 7257 [Report]

>volunteering for castration
go ahead op, someone as stupid as you should never procreate anyway.

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Hey /b/, I've recently started watching anime. I've already finished Steins Gate, Sword Art Online, Cowboy Bebop, Naruto, and Fullmetal Alchemist. What else should I watch?
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>> No. 7253 [Report]

>not having watched full metal panic yet
how much of a faggot are you

>> No. 7254 [Report]
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Yondemasuyo Azazel-San: detective summons demons to solve cases

Bokusatsu Tenchi Dokuro-Chan: an angel is sent to save a guy from another angel who was sent to kill him because in the future he discovers an immortality serum that prevents women from ageing beyond 11, resulting in a planet full of pedos.

Elfen Lied: Telekinetic cat girls tear people limb from limb. more brutal decapitations than most video games.

Wakfu: human-dragon symbiotes arrive on a peaceful world and proceed to inadvertently fuck shit up. note: this one is french.

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ITT: how much of a foul bachelor are you?
Relationship status:
Time you went to bed:
Time you woke up:
Last time you cleaned your sheets:
Last time you showered:
Last time you brushed your teeth:
Last time you flossed:
Last thing you ate:
Last time you had sex:

>> No. 7250 [Report]

Relationship status: single
Time you went to bed: 3am
Time you woke up: 9:30am
Last time you cleaned your sheets: 2 weeks
Last time you showered: this morning
Last time you brushed your teeth: yesterday
Last time you flossed: months
Last thing you ate: Big Mac and fries
Last time you had sex: last Thursday

>> No. 7251 [Report]

>showered this morning 
>brushed about an hour ago
>never floss keep that shit away from me
>ate as if today was one meal
>haven't sexed in over a year

I'm so depressed.

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First gay experience story?
I'll go first.

>Be me 4 years ago
>Graduated 8th going into highschool
>Use to skate with a big group but especially with a friend i knew since 4th grade
>One day after finishing up a skate sesh my friend and i go back to my place
>We sit on my couch and watch whatevers on
>Friend goes to the restroom & i go change clothes 
>While im changing i get a random boner
>From the corner of my eye i see my friend (lets call him James) is watching me
>I dont say anything nor do i turn and face him, i dont think he knows i saw him
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>Be 24
>Always had various girlfriends but fapped for years to homo fantasies
>Get on a local message board and organize to meet a married guy at a pub near my office
>Have a few drinks to drown the nerves
>Meet up and head to a hotel he booked just around the corner
>We both get nekkid, I go down on him and give him epic head just like my girls have given me over the years
>He blows in my mouth and I swallow every drop
>He then gives me a hand job and I blow all over my chest
>We have a shower and leave after an hour never to see each other again

I'm now married and 36 and have used this memory as spank bank material on many occasions.
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>> No. 7247 [Report]

Be 13

In tent with buddy, also 13

Start talking about girls... Getting hard, confess that we jerk off..

Both admit were hard talking about it.

I take my dick out and say "let's talk about girls we like and stroke?"

We do.. He suggests I close my eyes and pretend he's said girl I Iike while I cum in his mouth, I do same.

Fucking amazing.....

We stroke together... I ask him if he wants to fuck me once... He cums in me, I actually really liked it. He jerks me from behind...
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>> No. 7248 [Report]

>be 21
>2010, just got out of Army basic/AIT
>come home, look at m4m section of craigslist because curious
>get turned on by some of the ads
>post ad as a first timer wanting to try things out
>young guy my age replies, asks to meet me somewhere 
>agree and meet him at a closed train station
>get in his car and talk nervously for about 20 min
>ask how things should go down
>tells me to move to the back seat with him
>we do
>starts rubbing my cock through my shorts, I do the same to him
>we make out while rubbing each others cocks
>I pull off his pants and boxers and start sucking his 7.5 inch cock
>halfway through he stops me and pulls off my pants
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Sub /b/.
Bored femanon here.
Tell me how fat I am plz. (:


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Hello, /b/. I am a "super genius"/researcher. I want to show you some of the work I've recently come up with, drafts and what not, and, I want your opinions on some of my work.

It's all calculated using Sacred Geometry, and some of what the Egyptians knew. So, know and understand that it's all legitimate and credible work.

Btw, religious fags, get in here.

Jesus/God is You, you dumbasses.

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>> No. 7062 [Report]

Quite interesting, OP. I like that stuff.
Go on.

>> No. 7067 [Report]

you are a fucking retard. with that much shit that exists, anywhere, you're bound to find similarities to that which we know

if you crunch enough numbers and bullshit, you'll get anything to look like anything. also, the plates move, dumbass, in anther million years it'll look different again

>> No. 7071 [Report]

If you fart enough you can make a methane powered light speed rocket ship.

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