/b/ - Random
Ok,serious question, how can I make around 150k ? better if fast.. legal or of course illegal ways,what illegal way would be safest/best ?
The pyramids. The human race's greatest achievement? Not a conspiracy thread, btw. I'm just asking if they're the greatest thing the human race has created thus far.
A lonely Valentine's day for lonely b/rosLet's mourn together b/ro
Also lonely valentine's day thread
Let's help each other to pass this sad day and keep us from killing those lovely couples out there!
What would happen if a sun made of ice would collide with the normal sun, which is made of lava? Both suns are same size, and the sun made of ice is at -1000 Celsius, and the normal sun is at +1000 Celsius.
Would their temperatures cancel each other and leave only empty space, or would they leave a zero degree sun?
>older sister called me
>"anon, my computer is broken. Come over to fix it..."
>went over the next day (today)
>she's still at work
>got my own key to her apartment
>found a buttload of useless shareware, freeware and searchbars
>get rid of them, deleted system32...you know, the usual
>computer fixed - sis still not home
>"let's see what the browser history has to say"
>chin hitting the ground, breaking the floor in that process
>found a tons of wincest porn!
>hentai, video, stories...you name it!
>every bit I found was exclusively brother-sister wincest!
>made a new thread on vchin/random/
So, /b/. What do you think about aliens? I don't mean Ricardo from Puerto Rico. I mean extraterrestrials. Answer me this:
>Do you think they exist?
>Do you think they have visited Earth?
>Do you believe the videos you see on YouTube?
>Does NASA or the Government know something we don't?
>Do you think everyone who thinks the Government is hiding shit from us is a tin-foil hat wearer?
>Why do you think they do or do not exist?
Any more information/links to shit are of course welcome. And please, if you post something that's crazy proof or something else, please use a Proxy or twelve. If the thread 404's, there is something that was posted whether it was information or a video, some shit is getting real.
I advise you to take screenshots of this thread, if things become heated or increasingly "interesting".
Why do you guys enjoy ruining girls lives when they post nudes or when someone posts nudes of them?
Does it make you feel better because you could never get a woman? Or does it maybe get you off sexually? Please post your reasoning
miru because she's just so darn cute
ITT: guys asking girls questions, girls answer
girls asking guys questions, guys answer,
continuing the thread from earlier
most glorious headphone thread.
post yours and why you love them/what could be improved
>ath ad500x from audiotechnica
pros: lightweight, good sound, comfy as hell
cons: hate the cable
If you could press a button and remove one behaviour from human beings, what would that behaviour be?
The only good anime series:
>Sword of the Berzerk
The only good anime movies:
>Cowboy Bebop again
>Ghost in the Shell (possibly the best)
>(actually throw in all of Miyazki's shit)
Did I leave anything out?
How's your life like right now, /b/?
>20 still live with parents
>not currently taking college classes
>have shitty paying job
>spend most of it on random shit
>have 7/10 gf
>don't know why anyone would date me.
So, /b/, I need a new anime to watch.
I've just finished watching Guilty Crown, and that shit is seriously underrated. I'm surprised it's more more popular. I'm a newcomer to anime, and I really hate most of the anime community, so I'm asking you guys for decent suggestions.
I've seen Code Geass (best piece of media I've ever seen), Elfen Lied, Monster and Death Note.
>tl;dr what's a good anime?
Not seen one in a while so stuff thread here, share your beloved items rare or mundane!
ITT: things you never learned how to do and are embarrassed about
>never learned to tell time on an analog clock
>ask for advice/help
No judgement, we are in this thread to enlighten.
ITT: Childhood Sex Stories, Incest Stories, and, due to resounding success of the anal thread last night, First Time Anal Stories.
>not stimulating prostate
Straight male here,
Ever want to know what it feels like to have the most intense orgasm you are capable of having as a guy? The feeling of having all your tension wash away? It's just as good as the female orgasm and not hard to accomplish. So why aren't you idiots enjoying the perks of anal play?
About to do acid for the first time 1 tab. They told me to do half of one because it's really strong but idgaf.
Any tips? Also, what the hell do I do with this little tab? Swallow it? Let it dissolve in my mouth?
How's your life /b/ros?
>Never had a job
>Have my GED
>Just got my license 6 months ago
>Come from low income family
>No college whatsoever
>No jobs calling me back
>No skills or trades at all
>Never owned a car
>Still live with parents
>inb4 I'm a brain surgeon making 6 figures at the age of 21 and fuck bitches everyday while drinking golden tequila
tl;dr: baw thread
Yesterday I had the worst first date experience with the girl of my dreams.
>Lunch at her place
>She lives with her milf-ish divorced mother and younger sister
>Mother and sister really liked me
>Everyone laughing their hearts out at my stories during lunch
>Mother and sister leave us
>Me and the girl go back to her room and cuddle while watching old anime and youtube crap
>She seems to be enjoying my company
>Time flies by
>Already dark outside
>I have to leave because I have work to finish
>When separating she hugs me so tight I can feel her heartbeat.
>While on the train going home I think how well it went
>Got home hour and a half later
>Message her like every other night before to talk
>She tells me she has a headache
>"After you left I got drunk and worked out til I can't walk anymore"
>"I hope you get better soon..."
>Hasn't responded since
I feel like I ballsed something up big time, but I don't know what.
I'm feeling so bad right now. Can we have a baw thread ?
PC fag here.
I feel like buying a next gen console
so tell me /b/
Xbox One or PS4?
convince me. Also I dont give a fuck about exclusive games so dont bother throwing the halo card around.
Scientists keep proving that we are incredibly incredibly small. We are tiny, in fact. Like, miniscule. Like, practically non-existent. The universe is at least 156 billion light-years wide. And we're like these tiny little specks on this tiny little world in this tiny little solar system in this tiny little galaxy. Do you realize that it would take more than a million earths to fill the sun? And the sun is tiny too!
But what about how big we are? There are like millions of little microbes living in us. We're like a universe in and of ourselves. And don't even get me started on atoms and quarks and the string theory and all that business. Do you realize how incredibly HUGE we are? It's insane. A million earths in the sun -- that ain't nothing. It takes a number that doesn't even have a word for it. According to this random website, there are 7x10^27 atoms in our body. That's 7,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, just to give you an idea of our enormity.
Anyone in /b/ ever been to a glory hole before. Am meeting a guy there tomorrow for my first suck off. Am bringing flavored condoms, and he had no problems about it. Any rules I need to be aware of ?
Hey /b/, I've recently started watching anime. I've already finished Steins Gate, Sword Art Online, Cowboy Bebop, Naruto, and Fullmetal Alchemist. What else should I watch?
ITT: how much of a foul bachelor are you?
Time you went to bed:
Time you woke up:
Last time you cleaned your sheets:
Last time you showered:
Last time you brushed your teeth:
Last time you flossed:
Last thing you ate:
Last time you had sex:
First gay experience story?
I'll go first.
>Be me 4 years ago
>Graduated 8th going into highschool
>Use to skate with a big group but especially with a friend i knew since 4th grade
>One day after finishing up a skate sesh my friend and i go back to my place
>We sit on my couch and watch whatevers on
>Friend goes to the restroom & i go change clothes
>While im changing i get a random boner
>From the corner of my eye i see my friend (lets call him James) is watching me
>I dont say anything nor do i turn and face him, i dont think he knows i saw him
>Fast forward a week it's summer
>Parents go away and no ones home
>Telling James to stay over and we'll smoke & drink
>James passed out and being that i was drunk and high i got horny while watching a sex scene that came on in a movie
>Get my laptop and start watching some Jenna Haze vids
>Feel like its safe and i started fapping
>I felt like i wasnt the only one awake
>Couple minutes past by and out of nowhere i feel Jame's hand grab my dick and start jerking me off
>I turned to him and he asked if I wanted him to suck it
>I was speechless
>He went down and sucked anyway
>Felt so good
>He sucked until i busted all in his mouth
>He went to go spit it out and i just knocked out
>I woke up and he was gone
>We didnt talk or skate for a week
>I finally called him up and asked him if he thought what he did make me feel awkward
>Exactly what he thought, i said it didnt and invited him back
(This is where the fun begins)
>Now before all of this i was exploring some gay porn and it did turn me on a bit
>I knew i'd have fun with James tonight
>I put on a muscle shirt and basketball but no boxers
Hello, /b/. I am a "super genius"/researcher. I want to show you some of the work I've recently come up with, drafts and what not, and, I want your opinions on some of my work.
It's all calculated using Sacred Geometry, and some of what the Egyptians knew. So, know and understand that it's all legitimate and credible work.
Btw, religious fags, get in here.
Jesus/God is You, you dumbasses.
>Never gone down on a girl
>Have fantasies of girl fucking my face
>Hate every moment of it
Is pussy an 'acquired' taste or something i will never like if i didn't like it the first time?
>cute girl from work wants to chill outside of work
>always tell her I will, come up with a day never show up
>im way too nervous, shes too hot for me and I cant man up
>always make excuses
>what can I do to get over this and chill?
Girl on the right = Nice-ish face but small boobs
Girl on the left = Average face but big boobs
Just curious. Which one would you go for /b/??
Alright fuckers time to listen to some real music
ITT. we make assumptions about each others lives based on our favorite porn stars
Pic very related
You fucking hipster jew faggot nigger lovers. Where is this thread?:
Jeff Hanneman, a founding member of Slayer whose career was irrevocably changed after a spider bite, has died. He was 49.
>this nigga comes to my class
>dressed like ash
>plays with pokeymon
>every day plays on his DS
>no one talks to him
>im a well known guy
>pretty mellow and boring day
>lets see what "Ash" is thinking about
>one day i walk up to him and say:
hey man whats your fav pokeymon?
>to only in his beautiful response, just gives me a look and says:
"thats charsHARD to think about"
as he lightly laughs
Id vote for Ash anyday
i have more story's of this amazing bastard, posted about him earlier
ITT: Immoral sex encounters
>Travel in Laos (Asia, poor country as fuck)
>Partying with backpackers
>Local teens arrive, celebrating a girls 16th birthday
>I get drunk
>She get really really drunk
>Take her home to guest house
>Pull of her clothes
>She's almost passed out
>Can only master a low moan "no, no"
>Start fingering her
>She change her mutter to "condom, condom"
>Start fingering her ass
>Moans of displeasure
>Her "condom"-chant gets me HIV-paranoid
>Go down to buy condoms in Guest House shop - No girls at room policy.
>Owners knock on the door.
>Pull her shirt down, they help her out.
>I say "fuck it", and I take a fap instead while the poor and black-out drunk 16 year old girl goes home pantie-less to her strict family after getting fingered in pussy and asshole.
in august, i had an abortion and ever since, i've not been able to enjoy sex or masturbation. i get sore too quickly, to the point of tearing up and nearly crying. thus, i've not had an orgasm for over eight months, and it's becoming extremely frustrating.
so what the fuck do i do, /b/?
good evening /b/
Its time for
Ask a Psychopath Anything!!
a few answers to common questions before we start
No i have not killed anyone
Yes I have been diagnosed by a professional
Yes i am attention whoring, the narcissist in me loves it
anyone that a tattoo is an idiot.
as people get older and their skin begins to wrinkle, stretch and fold....
Ideally, when a teenager considers having a tattoo, I recommend that they first visit the cheaper parts of town and look closely at the 50 year-olds and see how 'great' they look on these folk.
But, to be fair, a tattoo has its uses: it makes classification easy.
It also is amusing to think of all those hundreds of million having a tattoo to exhibit their individualism - just like every other fashion victim.
YOU are Vain, shortsighted, feckless, emotionally underdeveloped, gullible, chavish, lacking in vision, low tier conformist and very cheap
you mad? now dont thank me all at once for showing you the error of your ways.I forgive you.